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Female
Divorced
Larnaca
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In their own words

Desparate Woman in need of lots and lots of help

I am huge ugly, desperate and in need of love as for some strange reason I have never experienced this in my life... Can you help me? Please..!!! Looking For: Are you juicy??? If you are I want you!!! Come to me....Now..... and I will squeeze it all from you till you are dry as a ..... dry thing.

Appearance
Best Feature
Eyes
Eyes
Brown
Physique
Voluptuous
Height
5'  8"   (173 cm)
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Smoker
Drinking
Regularly
Has Kids
No
Wants Kids
No
Religion
Greek Orthodox
Education
Bachelor's Degree
Occupation
Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist
Exercise
I'll tell you later
Politics
Very Conservative
What languages do you speak?
English, Greek, Spanish
Favorite Music
Punk
Favorites
Favorite Actors
John Candy
Favorite Actresses
Rosanne Barr
Favorite Clothing Stores
Essence
Favorite Drinks
Anything alcoholic
Favorite Fast Foods
I like to eat in McDonalds all the time - I have never found a restaurant with such excellent cuisine yet to compete with it
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
All over please
Interests
Barbecues
I am an expert
Bars
Alcohol..... great!!
Biology
Oh yes please - lots of that
Business Finance
Yes - you must have lots of money
Cars
A Porche please - preferably red
Personality
Adventurousness Very Daring
Affectionateness Very Reserved
Trustingness Very Gullible
Confidence Very Humble
Independence Very Independent
Mood Carefree, Chill
Romance Not Romantic At All
Sociability Very Introverted
Thought Process Very Artistic
Tolerance Unbending
Lifestyle
Dress Average
Energy Very Low
Go Party Never
Neatness Total Slob
Punctuality Always Late
Spending Very Thrifty
Work Ethic Very Lazy
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
No mirrors.
How many kids would you like to have?
Always wanted 8 - but happy to negotiate
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
There is quite a lot that needs improving... not sure where to start - I asked for some-one medical..... a plastic surgeon would be great!!
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
World peace
What do your friends tease you about the most?
The mole on my nose... :-(
What gets on your nerves?
The mole on my nose
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Some-one not minding the mole on my nose
What turns you off?
Nothing nothing nothing nothing
What turns you on?
you you you you
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
with you
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