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Just a loving caring man looking for a partner in crime to grow w learn from. Oh, yes, & let’s laugh ALOT!! And plz don’t state u r looking for a “deep” connection while having superficial criteria lol I’m now taking applications for a partner in crime, & my future emergency contact but definitely u must be fluent in snuggles & sarcasm lol so inquire within. My friends & therapists say I’m faithful God fearing Proud Dad, passionate, hard working, funny, down to earth & extremely loyal. They also say after our 1st date you will definitely fall for me, if I trip you Im a true romantic who ’s treating u as a Queen & I’m looking to develop a lasting and meaningful bond and partnership. To relax: dinner, lounge, walk in the park, a show, boat ride & the beach! Looking for true and real love, a serious LTR BUT, let’s start w a & chat. I believe we can grow & learn from each other. Let’s lift each other up & be a power team. And yes I pinky promise, I’ll do the dishes!! I’d rather be someone’s whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea but I definitely want to be the reason you look down at your phone & run into a light pole…ouch sorry I promise I’ll call a Dr!!! You: funny silly spicy honest loyal I love to travel & have extensively. This is my first time online dating so here we go let’s be silly and If u want to take this adventure as a team while laughing till it hurts (or our drink come out our noses), exploring new things, destinations & growing together …say hello back!