I spend most days pretending I have everything under control.
Animals
Strongly pro-animal.
Antiques
I’m not really into antiques, but I might be looking for a timeless connection.
Art
Cheaper than therapy. Most of the time.
Astrology
Waiting for the stars to explain my bad decisions.
Astronomy
Where cosmic order meets glorious chaos.
Barbecues
I’m in if you’re grilling.
Bars
I’m at the age where I check for available seating first.
Basketball
My contribution is moral support and transportation.
Biology
Let’s just say I understand the basics of reproduction.
Board Games
I can’t even find one person, let alone a group.
Business Finance
In another life, I’m posting this from the Maldives, cocktail in hand.
Camping
I’ll go if my spine comes back in one piece.
Card Games
Competitive only in bean-based economies.
Cars
Feels like I came factory-installed with a car.
Children
I can handle my own, yours, and about a hundred more.
Circus
No need, I’ve got enough juggling acts already.
Comedy
Life keeps workshopping new jokes on me.
Community Service
High on my list of good intentions.
Cooking
Taste at your own risk. People never stop talking afterwards.
Dancing
I remain one of dance’s greatest “what ifs.”
Dating
I’d like a partner delivered directly, please.
Dogs and Cats
I want both. What could possibly go wrong?
Drawing
I’d be modest, but my sketchbook won’t let me.
Electronics
As long as they work for me, we’re all happy.
Exercise
Apparently, voluntary suffering has become a habit.
Food
I don’t eat to live. I live to eat well.
Football
I know it involves a ball. Probably.
Gambling
Professional bean gambler.
Gardening
Strong abilities, zero garden access.
Guns
No weapons here. Just words, very well aimed.
Internet
How else?
Live Concerts
Life, but make it live.
Math
I respect it deeply. I just don’t speak it.
Medicine
I take what I’m prescribed, as long as it comes with a white coat.
Movies
Once behind the scenes, now in the audience.
Opera
Small sample size, excellent results.
Painting
Paintings and I have a long history.
Pets
More excited to meet your pet than you.
Politics
Sure. Aren’t we all political animals?
Psychology
Firmly pro couch time.
Radio
Mostly news radio. Playlists on Spotify.
Reading
One life isn’t enough.
Religion
Religion and I haven’t really been introduced.
Rugs
Rugs? Wait, is this some kind of compatibility question? If your favorite rugs are kafetoportokalobordeauxrodokokkina, I might be willing to overlook it… for the right person.
Running
Running? I don’t do it socially.
School
School? Again? I went, I learned things, I survived.
Singing
I’ve been told my voice is great. The singing part is where things get controversial.
Sky Diving
Never, ever, ever.
Snowboarding
Tried it once, it was a short career.
Soccer
As for football: same knowledge base, different name.
Stock Market
I know what the words mean individually.
Technology
I use technology. Technology uses me. We’re even.
Television
I have one. It only gets switched on for Japanese TV, movies, and the occasional binge-worthy series.
Tennis
Twice a week. My coach says I have great potential. He’s been saying that for years.
Traveling
If I have both time and money, chances are I’m already packing.
Video Games
Video games? I’ve heard of them.
Walking
Put me in a new city abroad and suddenly 20,000 steps seems perfectly normal.
Writing
I have a book in my head. The challenge is convincing it to make its way onto paper.