Boring and extremely unfunny guy, looking for an unattractive woman who is preferably nasty, and has nothing interesting to say. Most importantly however, I am looking for a gold digger who will take advantage of me and take me for everything I've got. Only women who are seriously committed to this cause need apply. Being a quitter and a loser myself, I need a winning woman who will be driven to succeed in this cause, possibly leading to me drinking excessively and going off the rails. Please do not contact me if you are young and beautiful, as I have compromised on this issue in the past and have now realised that looks are very important to me. Thank you.