Fun but serious, allow ME the discovery!

I want to give this a chance. So now I have to fill in all the stuff that can describe me and here it goes: Hello, my name is Fotis. I am sincere, well rounded, funny (I will tickle you if you don’t laugh at my jokes and that will do it), open and intelligent, looking to date and find a beautiful person in every sense of the word. I am a romantic at heart BUT very much a realist. I am easy going, confident, well mannered, well dressed, respectful, know how to enjoy/understand life and some of its finer points easily missed by others, and all in all, I think a gentleman (yes, no Savoir Vivre lessons required I have been raised very well). I have been living in California for the past 15 years, straight from Thessaloniki, and I am soon moving to Las Vegas with the same company I currently work for. I like to travel, play sports, spend time with friends but I also value my time alone and well spend with a significant other. Yes, I am normal, I go out, I enjoy having fun, I have fun, romantic dinners (I know how to cook and clean, no training or services required), TV, movies, sailing, flying, blah blah blah. I visit Greece and my family every year (yes I do speak Ellhnika phga sxoleio alla den ema8a or8ografia kala). I am kind, I don’t hold grudges, forgiving but not forgetful, quick witted but not spiteful, sexual and sensual but not deviant. All around normal...I hope (nah...just kidding...I am normal). Looking For: I am looking for someone NORMAL, a bit crazy, fun, spontaneous. Someone that loves and enjoys life a kind person that laughs and has no hidden agenda. Don't follow stereotypes. Sexual and sensual (if you are dressed in leather, whips and chains hanging and it ain’t Halloween don’t waist your time with me, may I suggest a google search, I am certain you will find plenty SnM to get your behind or whatever nice and rosy). I know, I know, all of the above sounds fine and dandy, what’s wrong, right? Well, although, I can appreciate silliness and aloofness those both have their time and place, my tolerance though for stupidity is minimal! If you are selling CRAZY, don’t bother, I have cancelled that subscription permanently and NO incentive you may offer (yes that does include sex as well) will change my mind. If you drink yourself stupid/unconscious and/or are depressed, don’t bother with me, AA and Prozac will do the trick for you! If you get a sudden urge to….well…I hope you get the picture! If the above is sinking in/stroke the right cord/sounded interesting, I would love to hear from you, drop me a couple of lines. Photographs required. Oh…I almost forgot!!! I WILL NOT MARRY YOU AFTER OUR FIRST MEETING EVEN THOUGH WE MIGHT BE IN VEGAS!!!!(and yes I will not change my mind no matter what incentive you may offer, see above, and YES that does include incredibly hot sex).