[THIS WAS MY PROFILE FROM 2007--TOO RIDICULOUS TO DELETE. Plus, I still stand by it. I'm grown up now, recently divorced, living in LA /NYC / Boston. Pics are recent except for the green shirt--me at 28. Send me a note:)] Umm, after I was too old to be an altar boy my parents sent me to a really WASPY prep school and from there to a college with a good math team. I took Greek for the easy A (you know you did too), generally screwed around in Manhattan for a few years, and moved to LA because I could have a backyard with tons of junk, make my own wine, and have cats living in my trees. Taking earnest steps to date Greek girls before I cave in and a marry a jewish one is only a recent priority. After dating people with lame families or no sense of a culture, I realized that ethnic people are ALWAYS sexier, more interesting and function better (the last might be wrong). I wish my Greek were good enough to read Byzantine texts, and I really liked Turkey. I left the NY artworld and went to law school in LA. Now I build biotech companies as a venture capital investor. Looking For: Culturally literate, will recognize a joke if not laugh at it, be or become attractive with minimal effort, HAVE GOOD LUCK, just feel like you're a winner even if you've never attempted anything significant, willing to lose or drop a stupid argument, talk to your parents as often as you want but don't lie to them, be competent enough to hand-write a nice note to me if we are apart for a long time