I can't believe it's not BUTTER!!!

oh... this is the part where i lie eh??? here goes... i'm a super succesful, super intelligent, super good looking, super cool person who is curious to know if there are other super people out there... Looking For: What am i looking for??? ummm... let's see... Mr. Perfect. he's not out there so i guess i'll settle... lol... does any one really know what they're looking for? and if we did would we be online??? i'll let you know when i find it...