Here's a thought: Tina Fey for President...!

I'm a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I write award-winning operas, breed prize-winning clams and bake 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. I manage time efficiently. When I am bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen yet I receive fan mail. Children trust me. Occasionally, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. Once, using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I can hurl tennis racquets at tiny moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read "Paradise Lost" and "War and Peace" in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I can withstand torture worthy of the Spanish Inquisition. I have performed many covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. To let off steam, I play full-contact origami. I've made extraordinary 4-course meals using only a moulinex and a toaster-oven and I have spoken with Elvis. Looking For: I am not looking for anyone in any capacity other than just the exchange of ideas, and perhaps if I am lucky, friendship. My ideal friend: Someone who has a social conscience, a political point of view, and a true sense of the absurd (a real sense of humour)! I believe that it is far easier to make someone cry than it is to make someone really think, or for that matter, truly laugh! A quick mind, true integrity, and sincere humour would amaze anyone, and certainly these qualities would win my friendship. As far as LOVE goes...I have no clue...who knows why 'Joe' falls in love with 'Betty' or for that matter, why 'Joe falls for 'Bob', these issues have never been an issue for me...life just works that way sometimes! However, I do believe that an excellent romantic relationship should be based on: Real CHEMISTRY, Sincere TRUST, and A Whole Lot Of Shared HUMOUR!!! Personally, I have known that one just rides the wave and hopes for the best! Love is ephemeral and cannot be described or measured to other people's satisfaction. LOVE JUST IS.