Witty, sassy and everything in between

So far, i've only met people who just want to flirt. If you want something serious,have a good sense of humor, fluent in sacarsm and can throw one back,loves love(love is so beautiful) and don't mind being in a long-distance relationship For now just say hi.Also, please come whole and ready or don't come at all. I'm not the girl you wanna say hi to just for sext. I won't indulge you. P.S for extra toppings, i'm a good story teller,and i will laugh at your boring jokes. If my African accent fascinates you, you get extra bonus and our first dinner will be on me. Jk! Gosh! Just get us started on this love journey already.